Six years ago today, I came to work and did nothing but sit at my desk, trying to get on the Internet to find out what happened in New York and Washington D.C.
On The Radio
Up till this morning, I’ve never had the experience of being an on-air expert and frankly, it was a little weird. I called in at 6 a.m. and listened to the conversation between the host, Mel and Ariel Gobert, author of Red Hot Revolution. Two commercial breaks later, I’m on and I’m still wondering how I can help Ms. Gobert market her self-published book.
So I did what I do best: I talked about myself.
But then a brilliant idea occurred to me. Maybe she should link up with a local reporter and take them on one of her blind dates. It could open up a discussion about women in their 50’s who have had careers, raised kids, etc., now entering the dating scene. My former editor would’ve given me a raise on the spot for an idea like that. In fact, I was starting to wish that I was a reporter so I could do the story!
However, my idea bombed. Frankly, I think it horrified her. Hours later when I was at the gym, I realized that that is one of the problems we face when pursuing our dreams. We say we want something and yet, we’re frightened of apprearing foolish. We tell the world and ourselves how much we want it but we won’t do the things that terrify us like, finish a book, find a new man or lose weight.
In a way, I feel lucky to be a foolish person, or a person who doesn’t give a shit if people think I’m foolish. A few years ago, one of my husband’s colleagues turned to me and to my face said, “I read your book and I was so embarassed for you. Those love scenes were so…”
She shuddered as if she’d been mind raped. But I said, “Thank you.”
And I meant it.
I’m On The Radio, Ma!
Just got the call that I’ll be on Make It Happen with Mel Robbins, live on Monday Sept. 10 at 9 a.m. (EST) on Sirius satellite radio Lime Channel 114. The show will be rebroadcast that night at 9 p.m. EST but I’ll see if I can post my segment on my website.
Woo hoo!
If you haven’t listened to Mel, dudes, check her out. Her no-nonsense, straight-to-the-gut style will get you revved up to get un-stuck and go after what you want! Listen to her take on J.K. Rowling or visit her website.
Mary’s Mom Reads Switchcraft
During the Little Dude’s birthday party, Mom swiped a copy of Switchraft from my supply closet. Having reached the middle of the book, she called me the other night.
Mom: I’m at the part where Aggie goes to the baby class.
Me: What do you think?
Mom: By the way, are you going to have Aggie sleep with Nely’s husband?
Me (not sure how we went from the baby class to this): I can’t tell you. You’ll have to finish the book.
Mom (mutters something I can’t quite make out): So, were the moms from the baby class you went to as bad as the ones in the book?
Me: No. The ones at my class were worse. They tried to kill my son, remember?
Mom: That’s right, those pendejas!
Mary’s Mom Sends Us A Barbie Joke
One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
- Work Out Barbie for $19.95
- Shopping Barbie for $19.95
- Beach Barbie for $19.95
- Disco Barbie for $19.95
- Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
- Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
- Skater Barbie for $19.95
- and Divorced Barbie for $265.95″
The amazed father asks: “You what?! Why is theDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
- Ken’s Car
- Ken’s House
- Ken’s Boat
- Ken’s Furniture
- Ken’s Computer and
- one of Ken’s Friends.”
Shaggy Beast
And The Winner Is…
Valerie: In the book, I used movie stars and directors to reflect on what is happening in the life of one of my main characters, Diane Kurasik, who is a movie lover. Diane is nearing 40 and still single, so a film like Indiscreet, where Bergman plays an actress in her 40s who is cheerful and single without apologies, appeals to her. Bergman was also one of the few people who stood up to David O. Selznick, who sat her down with a stylist when she first came to Hollywood, and told her how they would tweeze her eyebrows, fix her teeth and put her on a diet. She told him, “If you don’t like the way I look, what am I doing here?” And that was the end of that. When Diane is feeling pressure to conform, she recalls this meeting and finds strength to resist.
Chica Lit: Do your family and friends read your work, looking for themselves in your characters? (Mine do and they never get it right!)
Valerie: My friends and family members often bring up bits that I’ve used where they see direct parallels, and it’s useless to argue that I’ve radically changed the details, the context and/or the outcome. At this point, family members have mentioned some episodes that I’ve created from scratch as if they actually happened. These books take on a life of their own.
Chica Lit: How much did your husband influence the character of Vladimir?
Valerie: There are two main male characters in the book, both Cuban, and I would say my husband influenced both of them, but neither one of them is completely him. I wanted to write about my husband’s world, which I think any Cuban in exile would recognize, without writing about him. Alexis read every draft. He made sure I got everything right, not just the Cubanidad. But you know that it’s fiction — some might say science fiction — because I’ve written about a Cuban man who doesn’t want to talk, an affliction from which my husband does not suffer, I assure you.
Between The Pages With Lisa Wixon
Lisa Wixon had saved enough money to travel the world but when she arrived in Cuba, via Panama City, she befriended a young woman who revealed that she was a jinetera (literal translation: a jockey), a young professional woman who earns money by acquiring foreign boyfriends, much like a 17th century courtesan or royal mistress. Lisa turned her experience among jineteros into a novel, Dirty Blonde and Half Cuban.
I’ve owned this book for about a year and when I finally set a time to interview Lisa, I sat down to read it. Four hours later when I finished the book, I had to go back and start it all over again because I didn’t want to leave those characters behind. Also, Lisa told me that there wouldn’t be a sequel.
Chica Lit: How long did it take you to write this novel and what was your process?
Lisa: The first 50 pages took two to three months. I wrote the last 200 to 250 pages in ten weeks and did nothing nothing else. I wrote from 10P till 930A. It was the only way to create the world.
Chica Lit: Pardon me for asking, but how do you support yourself with a writing schedule like that?
Lisa: Travel writing is my main occupation. I take in PR jobs, just to make enough money to take off and think and write. It’s hard. Isolating myself is not something that I love because I’m an outgoing person. With this novel and the one I’m writing now, I have to really isolate myself. Torture is the only way I get it done.
Chica Lit: How did you research your book?
Lisa: The story of Alysia going to Cuba is fiction entirely. I held myself to nonfiction standard talking about issues and facts such as how much women make compared to how much a pair of tennis shoes cost.
Chica Lit: Why did you use an American character like Alysia in telling this story?
Lisa: I knew that people in America would understand her. There are so many similarities between Americans and Cubans in that they are very hard working and they place a high value on education. I wanted to use Alysia as an American woman with education and an upper class background who is forced to live the life as a jinetera to survive in Cuba.
Chica Lit: One of the things I loved in the story were the sex scenes because during those moments, Alysia seems to suddenly wake up and realize what she’s gotten herself into. It’s like she realizes she fell down a rabbit hole.
Lisa: The Cuban women who are jineteras feel that, too. They ask, why have I done this? I’m a doctor, why do I have to do this?
Chica Lit: How did your family react to the novel? Did they wonder what you had been doing in Cuba all that time?
Lisa: Because this story is so far out from my real life experience, they didn’t think anything is true. My mom tells people, “Read my daughter’s book but wear sunglasses!”
Chica Lit: What was your life in Cuba like?
Lisa: After I befriended her (the young jinetera), I moved in with her family. I met other jinoteros and I’d go out at night with them and watched them get picked up. I spent time with them and their boyfriends and girlfriends from other countries.
Lisa: It was really difficult, a very emotional time for me. I often had to question why I was there putting myself in an emotionally difficult situation and tried to compartmentalize it there. I had to tell myself that me being there would not change the consequences; this would happen if I was there or not. When I came back, it took me a long time to process it. Anger and a sense of indignation fueled me to write this book.
Chica Lit: How difficult was it to get into the heads of your characters?
Lisa: It is almost impossible not to feel what the characters feel. The intensity with which I lived in Alysia’s skin while writing the story was one of reasons why I procrastinated after the book deal. I had to cut out the rest of the world to go back into Cuba at my desk.
Check out Lisa’s novel, Dirty Blonde and Half Cuban.
Between the Pages With Valerie Block
Chica Lit: What were the challenges you faced when writing it?
And at some point, I got jealous. I certainly didn’t envy the repression, the censorship, the privations, the hunger, the anger or the frustration that being born in Cuba entails. But for a writer, Cuba is a never-ending source of great material. I felt sheepish, and wondered if he would call me a colonialist for appropriating his stories, but I asked my husband: Would you mind if I wrote about this? And he said, “You and I could write about the same thing, and it would come out completely differently.” So the leading man became Cuban, and that seemed to make the whole enterprise take off.
Valerie: The public has always been ravenous for trashy gossip, and the Hollywood stars have always had two jobs: embodying our higher aspirations and desires on-screen, and feeding our darker needs off-screen. Or, you might say, they are idolized by the public for what they do on screen, and then must pay for the deification by having their personal lives dissected and their privacy invaded at every turn. It’s part of the package. There’s a very interesting book, Intimate Strangers, by Richard Schickel, about the ill-will ordinary Americans bear the very people they put on pedestals. It’s almost a law of nature: when people get that big, they have to be shot down, sometimes – tragically – literally, as in the case of John Lennon.
Film has never been the writer’s medium, but in the studios of yore, there used to be a script department, writers on staff. These days, there’s so little respect for writing in the average Hollywood product, you get the feeling that they want to just eliminate the writer altogether. Sometimes films seem to have been written by the wardrobe designer – did you see the Gwyneth Paltrow bomb Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow? – or by a sleeping accountant using a previous script for easy reference. When I found out that Titanic had started shooting before the script had even been started, I decided that I didn’t need to see that movie. I may have been the only person on the planet who made that decision, but I stand by it.
Valerie: You make me laugh! I reject the very premise of reality TV. And as you know, even the least popular cable channels on television – the wood grain channel, the vitamin channel, etc. – get millions of viewers, even on a Saturday at 1:30 am. There are days when I feel like I’m in a dying business. On the other hand, I can’t watch much of what is popular now – I feel unclean! I know there are others who feel the same, and this is who I write for. Books reach people on a very different level. I hope there will always be a call for that, although I know the numbers are mere, when compared to televised competition of any kind.
Between The Pages: Caridad Ferrer
Cari and I met online when we were both dreaming of the day we’d sell our first books. She was one of my first fans and has been actively promoting chica lit and chick lit through the Chick Lit chapter of Romance Writers of America. But now, she’s stepped out from behind the scenes to become a rising star in young adult fiction.
Her debut, Adios To My Old Life placed second in the Florida Writers Association’s Royal Palm Literary Award, was named by Latinidad as the Top Teen Read of 2006 and received the Rita for Best Contemporary Single Title Romance, the most prestigious award given by Romance Writers of America.
Today, Cari is releasing her second young adult novel, It’s Not About The Accent. She sat down to share her story of publication and how music has played a role in all of her books.
Chica Lit: It’s Not About The Accent is about Caroline who transforms herself into Carolina during her first year in college. Where did the story and Caroline come from?
Cari: It came primarily from the basic premise of how at some point or another, we all want to be someone or something else than what we are. Growing up, I remember a lot of Latina girls wanting to be more Anglo in their appearance with hair color and dress and tinted contact lenses. What I thought would be fun for this story would be to take a girl that on the surface is as white bread as they come (by her own reckoning) and have her try on the persona of a Cuban girl. It’s not entirely a random choice either— her great-grandmother, whom she adored, was Cuban although that was a fact my character didn’t find out until after her Nana’s death. But for her, it was like pieces of a puzzle falling into place— her great-grandmother had been the one person in the family who had had these exciting adventures and had traveled many places and she was the only one who hadn’t been born and bred in this small, Ohio town.
Chica Lit: Tell us about your journey to becoming a published (and award-winning!) author?
Cari: I wrote. And wrote. And wrote some more. Seriously, though, I’ve been writing my entire life, but seriously with an eye toward publication for about the last six years. My original focus was women’s fiction, which I still write and it was one of those manuscripts that captured an agent’s attention. While she was shopping that manuscript to editors, she heard that another editor was looking for Latina-themed young adult novels and did I have an idea? I was a little thrown initially, since I’d never considered YA— I honestly didn’t think I’d have a good voice/tone for the genre. But I gave it a go and well… here I am.
Chica Lit: If you could back to the time before you published your first book, what would you tell yourself?
Cari: Don’t ever assume ANYTHING. I know that publishing is a freaky, unpredictable industry, but if you had told me that my first published novel was going to be young adult and that it would win awards not only for young adult books, but take a RITA in an adult category and that nearly two years after selling my first young adult novel, I’d still be waiting on that first elusive sale for one of my women’s fiction novels, especially considering how close I’ve come a few times with those manuscripts? Well… let’s just say I’d be asking what you smoked.
Chica Lit: What turns you on creatively?
Cari: Oh, music. Without a doubt. A musical passage or a lyric can inspire whole scenes, if not entire storylines, in a flash. There’s nothing that brings me peace, fires me up, stirs the deepest core of my emotions as music— any kind of music.
Chica Lit: What turns you off?
Cari: A lack of respect for the creative process, especially when it comes from other writers, who are the first ones who should respect that the process is different for everyone. Actually, just a lack of respect in general— all of us who do this gig have first hand knowledge of how hard it is, both creatively and from a business standpoint. The last thing we need to be doing is tearing each other or what we write down.
Chica Lit: Best piece of advice ever given to you?
Cari: The classic, BICHOK- Butt in Chair, Hands on Keyboard. You can’t write a book without actually, you know, writing.
Chica Lit: What’s next?
Cari: I’m currently working on a modern retelling of the story of Carmen, from Bizet’s opera. My Carmen is a dancer, and rather than an army officer and bullfighter, she finds herself between an intense, disciplined music prodigy and a flamboyant, let it all hang out, soccer player. It’s been a lot of fun writing this so far, since the overall setting is the world of competitive drum and bugle corps (it all makes sense, I SWEAR). Anyhow, drum corps was an activity that formed a huge part of my adolescence and it’s been a blast being able to revisit some of the best times of my life while writing this story. Right now, the working title is, “A Thin Line” and it’s scheduled for a Spring 09 release from Dial.
After you run out and get Cari’s new book, It’s Not About The Accent (so she’ll become a best seller and buy me a drink at next year’s RWA Conference!), here’s the soundtrack she created for the story!